I Can Fix Stupid Monkey Mechanic T-Shirt — 'But It's Gonna Hurt' Humor Tee

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00
Sleeve length, in	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This lightweight cotton tee carries a cheeky, no-nonsense attitude. The front art shows a determined ape holding wrench and monkey wrench, framed by the bold line: “I CAN FIX STUPID — BUT IT’S GONNA HURT.” It sits on a soft, ring-spun cotton fabric that breathes easily and wears smoothly. The crew neckline and classic fit keep the silhouette simple so the graphic does the talking. Wear it on the job, to the garage, or out with buddies when you want to announce you’re the one who’ll roll up their sleeves and get things done. The subtle natural flecks available in unprocessed shades add a lived-in, workshop-ready character. Ethically sourced cotton, tear-away label, and reinforced shoulder tape keep it comfortable through repeated wears and washes.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean look and less waste
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; EU 2-year warranty
- DTG/DTF printed graphic with durable inks; Oeko-Tex certified safety

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean